Type: Briefly

Flightless bird pockets money despite making a fortune in book sales.

The BBC's coverage of the Harry and Meghan nonsense has been, to put it mildly, excessive. Interest in this baffles me.

Facebook refuses to play ball with new Australian regulations. Instead of paying news corporations to link to them, Facebook bans Australians from seeing any news.

My bank invites me to enjoy 0.50% interest and I question their use of the verb enjoy in their marketing literature.

The Association of British Insurers (ABI) defends the funding of ransomware criminals.

Facebook has taken out full-page advertisements in a number of US newspapers to complain about Apple's upcoming privacy change.

I have a go at the idiots who start celebrating Christmas way to early and ruin it for the sane people.

If the aim of the government's plan for managing coronavirus at Christmas and beyond is to confuse people, they have succeeded. Why bother?

I find Ocado's van colours confusing, specifically that the 'cabbage' van is purple rather than green.

There is a rumour that No Time To Die might be released on Apple TV or Netflix as coronavirus keeps cinemas shut.

The UK is put to shame by countries that manage coronavirus well. The lesson is to lock down early and implement track and trace.

Cambridge recently created a new roundabout that operates in the Dutch style. It's supposed to be safer but the jury's still out on that.

BA refuses to believe its site didn't give customers the option of a refund and that they requested voucher instead.

Sports that are either pointless or aren't policed correctly.

Why the law remains an ass and why banks still stink.

Ryanair speaks out against the government's social distancing plans for planes.

Apple always know how to charge money but the cost of Mac Pro wheels is expensive even for them.

Tekashi 6ix9ine gets released from jail but can still punish us.

Hardly an illuminating error message from TSB bank.

There really should not be an egg shortage. I blame lazy chickens.

Idiots deprive sensible people of goods, showing a selfish streak and a single digit IQ.

Creating a problem by curing a problem.

Taking screenshots instead of shutting down my iPad.

I've sorted out the problems with Universal Credit in a few paragraphs. I wonder why the government finds this so difficult?

Why the hell do televisions need to be licenced? They're not dangerous. Also, was an MP banged over a wheelie bin?

Why does Google show subscription sites in its search listings? I find this really annoying. I also moan about light switches.

Why all the fuss about what the Royal Family does? Also, the Flybe potential collapse situation.

A rant about cookie confirmation screens. Also some nonsense about bum implants.

My washing machine irritates me again.

Marvel vs DC rivalry. Marvel is better, obviously, but fans should let the rivalry go.

My washing machine's timer lives in a parallel universe.

Pilot has a bad experience after crashing his jet and bailing out.

Optimism is overrated anyway.

Taylor Swift to punish our eardrums. She's going to receord her old hits.

The puzzling issue of the Brexit backstop, and the even more puzzling issue of The Rock's acting.

Just some nonsense about drug crime in relation to my area.