Facebook bemoans Apple privacy change. Again. Gordon Ansell 19th December 2020, 06:35 Tech, Apple, Facebook, Social Media, Briefly, News Facebook has taken out full-page advertisements in a number of US newspapers to complain about Apple's upcoming privacy change.
General humbuggery Gordon Ansell 1st December 2020, 10:40 Misc, Nonsense, Rant, Briefly, Opinion I have a go at the idiots who start celebrating Christmas way to early and ruin it for the sane people.
Lockdown faff for Christmas 2020 and beyond Gordon Ansell 25th November 2020, 11:15 Society, Coronavirus, Briefly If the aim of the government's plan for managing coronavirus at Christmas and beyond is to confuse people, they have succeeded. Why bother?
Ocado's van colours Gordon Ansell 16th November 2020, 10:30 Misc, Companies, Nonsense, Briefly I find Ocado's van colours confusing, specifically that the 'cabbage' van is purple rather than green.
Bond to premier on Apple TV or Netflix? Gordon Ansell 23rd October 2020, 18:40 Entertainment, Films, TV, Briefly, News There is a rumour that No Time To Die might be released on Apple TV or Netflix as coronavirus keeps cinemas shut.
Why is the UK so bad at managing coronavirus? Gordon Ansell 18th October 2020, 09:40 Society, Coronavirus, Briefly The UK is put to shame by countries that manage coronavirus well. The lesson is to lock down early and implement track and trace.
Cambridge's crazy roundabout Gordon Ansell 27th September 2020, 10:10 Society, Briefly Cambridge recently created a new roundabout that operates in the Dutch style. It's supposed to be safer but the jury's still out on that.
BA and the Paradox of Disbelief Gordon Ansell 20th September 2020, 10:15 Misc, Companies, Nonsense, Briefly BA refuses to believe its site didn't give customers the option of a refund and that they requested voucher instead.
Hurdles and horses Gordon Ansell 25th July 2020, 09:00 Misc, Sport, Nonsense, Briefly Sports that are either pointless or aren't policed correctly.
The law and banks Gordon Ansell 13th July 2020, 09:00 Society, Companies, Briefly Why the law remains an ass and why banks still stink.
Ryanair and social distancing Gordon Ansell 24th April 2020, 09:00 Society, Coronavirus, Companies, Briefly Ryanair speaks out against the government's social distancing plans for planes.
Mac Pro wheels Gordon Ansell 15th April 2020, 09:00 Tech, Apple, Briefly Apple always know how to charge money but the cost of Mac Pro wheels is expensive even for them.
Tekashi 6ix9ine Gordon Ansell 3rd April 2020, 09:00 Society, Entertainment, Music, Briefly Tekashi 6ix9ine gets released from jail but can still punish us.
TSB's error message Gordon Ansell 1st April 2020, 09:00 Tech, Companies, Briefly Hardly an illuminating error message from TSB bank.
Chickens and eggs Gordon Ansell 27th March 2020, 09:00 Society, Nonsense, Briefly There really should not be an egg shortage. I blame lazy chickens.
Toilet paper Gordon Ansell 16th March 2020, 09:00 Society, Nonsense, Briefly Idiots deprive sensible people of goods, showing a selfish streak and a single digit IQ.
Ducks and locusts Gordon Ansell 27th February 2020, 09:00 Society, Nonsense, Briefly Creating a problem by curing a problem.
iPad shutdown screenshots Gordon Ansell 21st February 2020, 09:00 Tech, iPad, Briefly Taking screenshots instead of shutting down my iPad.
Universal Credit's problems Gordon Ansell 7th February 2020, 09:00 Society, Briefly I've sorted out the problems with Universal Credit in a few paragraphs. I wonder why the government finds this so difficult?
BBC licence fee and banging MPs Gordon Ansell 5th February 2020, 09:00 Society, Briefly Why the hell do televisions need to be licenced? They're not dangerous. Also, was an MP banged over a wheelie bin?
Subscription sites and light switches Gordon Ansell 30th January 2020, 09:00 Tech, Google, Nonsense, Briefly Why does Google show subscription sites in its search listings? I find this really annoying. I also moan about light switches.
Royalty and Flybe Gordon Ansell 13th January 2020, 09:00 Society, Companies, Briefly Why all the fuss about what the Royal Family does? Also, the Flybe potential collapse situation.
Cookies and bum implants Gordon Ansell 24th October 2019, 09:00 Tech, Nonsense, Briefly A rant about cookie confirmation screens. Also some nonsense about bum implants.
Laundry nonsense Gordon Ansell 7th October 2019, 09:00 Misc, Nonsense, Briefly My washing machine irritates me again.
Marvel vs DC Gordon Ansell 1st October 2019, 09:00 Entertainment, Briefly Marvel vs DC rivalry. Marvel is better, obviously, but fans should let the rivalry go.
Washing machine timers Gordon Ansell 22nd September 2019, 09:00 Misc, Nonsense, Briefly My washing machine's timer lives in a parallel universe.
Crashing a fighter jet Gordon Ansell 19th September 2019, 09:00 Society, Briefly Pilot has a bad experience after crashing his jet and bailing out.
On optimism Gordon Ansell 27th August 2019, 09:00 Society, Nonsense, Briefly Optimism is overrated anyway.
Taylor Swift Gordon Ansell 23rd August 2019, 09:00 Entertainment, Music, Briefly Taylor Swift to punish our eardrums. She's going to receord her old hits.
Brexit and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Gordon Ansell 21st August 2019, 09:00 Society, Entertainment, Films, Briefly The puzzling issue of the Brexit backstop, and the even more puzzling issue of The Rock's acting.
Drug crime Gordon Ansell 12th August 2019, 09:00 Society, Briefly Just some nonsense about drug crime in relation to my area.