The crackers world we live in now — my weekend rant
An advert draws the ire of the Advertising Standards Authority because someone jumps off a cliff and sprouts wings.
We can't comment on individual cases
Why do organisations use the phrase 'we can't comment on individual cases'? Is it really always for confidentiality?
The scourge of flat-pack
I dislike flat-pack items, but what I really take issue with is when flat-pack items are, in my opinion, misleadingly advertised.
What do people do at cashpoints?
Why do people spend so long at cashpoints, standing in front of me, making me get wet in the rain?
Please telly, have mercy on me
Love Island, Strictly, X-Factor, Big Brother, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and similar. Why are we constantly plagued by this nonsense on television?
What happened to John Lewis?
John Lewis used to be a shop that truly put the customer first, an icon of respectability in the shopping world. No so now if my recent experience with them is anything to go by.
Infernal Windows 10 updates
Windows 10 updates are complete mess. There's no control over when they'll run and, when they do run, they often fail, leaving you with the 'solution' being that you must reinstall the OS.
Tardiness and why it drives me mad
My rant about how I hate tardiness, either when it's me who's late or when someone else is late for an appointment with me.
Rescuing the exclamation mark
Let's rescue the exclamation mark from all the abuse and overuse it suffers today. 99% of all exclamation marks on the internet are unnecessary.