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Posts on this site in the 'Nonsense' taxonomy, ordered by date
I'll tell you what colour code is, and I'll explain how 'code rot' works.
Flightless bird pockets money despite making a fortune in book sales.
Do not seek refuge in shopping malls or pubs, say statisticians.
Scientists look for a message from God in the Cosmic Microwave Background (CMB). They didn't find one, but I did.
I find Ocado's van colours confusing, specifically that the 'cabbage' van is purple rather than green.
The Internet of Things is being used lock away mens’ penises and testicles.
BA refuses to believe its site didn't give customers the option of a refund and that they requested voucher instead.
Some orders of nobility are just much cooler than others, although England doesn't do cool very well.
Sports that are either pointless or aren't policed correctly.
There really should not be an egg shortage. I blame lazy chickens.
Idiots deprive sensible people of goods, showing a selfish streak and a single digit IQ.
Creating a problem by curing a problem.
Why does Google show subscription sites in its search listings? I find this really annoying. I also moan about light switches.
Just musing on the number of things in my living room that are currently plugged in.
Steve Hanke and Dick Henry suggest doing away with timezones. And they suggest reformatting the calendar whilst we're at it. Here's my take on that.
A rant about cookie confirmation screens. Also some nonsense about bum implants.
A load of tosh about World Egg Day and, as a service to mankind, I'll tell you the Order of The Egg.
My washing machine irritates me again.
My washing machine's timer lives in a parallel universe.
Optimism is overrated anyway.
My ideas for reforming the insurance industry, which seems uniquely geared to simply taking premiums off us at the moment.
An article on Gizmodo tells the story of Ong's Hat, which became one of the internet's early conspiracy theories.
Why the drive to make us avoid processed foods is a conspiracy between the government and sprout cultivators.
My rant about how I hate tardiness, either when it's me who's late or when someone else is late for an appointment with me.
