I had no idea internet connected chastity devices existed until I read the article I link to. It seems they can be compromised and hackers can lock your plonker away forever.
Breaking open the chastity cage by hand would require bolt cutters or an angle grinder.
The thought of bolt cutters or an angle grinder within millimetres of my testicles had me crossing my legs.
Apparently the devices aren’t that reliable anyway. One user, who preferred to remain anonymous, said:
The app stopped working completely after three days and I am stuck.
My partner is locked up! This is ridiculous as still no idea if being fixed as no new replies from emailing. So dangerous! And scary! Given what the app controls it needs to be reliable.
The lesson is simple: if you’re going to lock your gentleman’s sausage away, don’t do it via the Internet of Things.
This isn’t the first time sex toys have been hacked. Live-streaming footage from a dildo camera has been hijacked, and hackers have taken control of a bluetooth-enabled butt-plug. I swear I’m not making this up.
All is not well in the teledildonics world.