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Baboons run riot in vasectomy protest

Baboons in Australia have run riot in protest because doctors were going to force one of them to have a vasectomy.

I can't say I blame them. If anyone was coming after my particulars with a pair of scissors I'd make a break for it too.

"I never signed a consent form," said the irate baboon, crossing his legs tightly.